JASON STATHAM, I LOVE YOU 2

The stakes: higher.
The stunts: bolder.
The men? Balder.

In a world where muscle men grow on trees, one man towers over the rest: Jason Statham. And towering over him? His unstoppable talent agent: Jasey Stacey (GQ Japan’s Top 26 Sexiest Women In Film).

Award-winning comedy maker Clare Rankine wowed audiences with Jason Statham, I Love You at Melbourne Fringe and Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Enter Jason Statham, I Love You 2.

Jasey Stacey is stuck on a train carriage teetering on the brink.
Is she trapped on set for Jason’s latest secret project? Or moments from crashing to the top of GQ Japan’s Top 26 Tragic Unexplained Hollywood Deaths? And amidst it all, she’s busy searching for her next star—an unknown ingenue plucked from obscurity to star alongside Jason.
Could it be you?

“A cult hit” – Time Out Melbourne
“Infectious! Clare packed the show full of silliness.” – Hugging Comedians

Jason Statham, I Love You

EXT. ROOFTOP. MELBOURNE. NIGHT. A helicopter roars over your head. Inside is British Action Movie Star Jason Statham. The Stath takes off his Prada sunglasses. His piercing brown eyes scan the city. 
Who is he looking for? 

There: listening to Charli XCX on her vintage iPod while simultaneously drinking a glass of chocolate milk and brokering a billion dollar movie deal with Christopher Nolan – it’s Jason Statham’s agent, Jasey Stacey.

And over there: looking bored (and chic), smoking a pink cigarette and languidly brushing out a wig – it’s Jason Statham’s hairdresser, Pamela Paloma.

And who’s over there? It’s Lizzie Lamonté. Hollywood Starlet and winner of the Academy Award for Best Smile 1939. How did she get in? 

A brand-new character comedy show from Clare Rankine (Upright Citizens Brigade). Let’s punch a shark in slow motion. You, me and Jason Statham. 

‘A cult hit.’ Time Out