Jason Statham, I Love You Too.
Bigger. Bolder. Balder.

After securing Jason Statham the lead role of undercover secret spy turned fishmonger in the new action movie blockbuster The Supervisor (written by Cate Blanchett, funded by China Film Co Ltd and produced by Helen Mirren’s production house Mirrenz Filmz) Jason Statham’s talent agent – Jacey Stacey –  has been left in charge to get the last shot of the film.

The audience are background actors, we’re losing the light and Cate Blanchett keeps texting. What’s a talent agent to do!

And amidst it all, Jasey’s searching for an unknown ingenue plucked from obscurity to star alongside Jason. Could it be you?

“Infectious! Clare packed the show full of silliness.” – Hugging Comedians

Jason Statham, I Love You.

Jason Statham takes off his Prada sunglasses. His piercing brown eyes scan the city. Who’s he looking for? 

Over there: Jason Statham’s talent agent, Jasey Stacey.

And over there: Jason Statham’s hairdresser, Pamela Paloma.

And there, dressed in quadruple Burberry, Jason Statham’s stylist, Billie Bailey Burberry. 

Wait, who’s over there? Lizzie Lamonté, Hollywood Starlet and Winner of the Academy Award for Best Smile 1939. How did she get in? 

A brand-new character comedy show from Clare Rankine (Upright Citizens Brigade). Let’s punch a shark in slow motion. You, me and Jason Statham. 

Starring Stephen Hall as the voice of Jason Statham.

‘A cult hit.’ Time Out